1. Me: Hey! Are you African?

Her: No
Me: Cause you're A-Frick-an (A-Frick-ing) Babe!

2. Me: Hey, you know what's the worst thing that could happen right now?
Her: What?
Me: Me not dating you.

3.Me: Hey you know why my lips are like skittles?
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're about to taste this RAINBOW!!

4.Me: Hey! Are you Jamican?
Her: No, why?
Me: Because Ju-Making-me crazy!!

5.Me: Hey! Are your hands heavy?
Her: What?
Me: Cause I'm about to hold it for you

6.Me: Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Would you like it if I come home with you?
Her: Yes!

7.Me: Hey! Did you die recently?
Her: What?
Me: Cause you're an angel!

8.Me: Hey! Do you know the direction?
Her: Where?
Me: To your heart?

9.Me: Hey! You know why I'm not a virgin?
Her: Why?
Me: Cause I just met you.

11.Me: Hey! D'you know why they`ll only be 7 planets left tonight?
Her: No, why?
Me: Cause I'll be destroying Your-Anus!

12.Me: Come!
Girl comes closer
Me: See what I was able to do with one finger? Imagine with two?

13.Me: Hey! Are you from China?
Her: No
Me: Cause I'm Chi-na get in!

14.Me: Hey! Do you know what`s wrong with my phone?
Her: No
Me: It doesn`t have your number.

15.Me: Hey! Are you a haunted house?
Her: No, why?
Me: Cause I`m going to scream when I come inside you.

16.Me: Hey! How long have you been single for?
Her: Two years
Me: Oh, sorry for making you wait so long.

17.Me: Hey! Are you from Paris
Her: No.
Me: Because I -Fell (Eiffel) for you

18.Me: Hey!
Her:
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19.Me: Hey!
Her:
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20.Me: Hey!
Her:
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21.Me: Hey!
Her:
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