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type: note
tags: [joke, doctor, note]
created: 2025-11-06T02:51:46.190Z
updated: 2025-11-15T20:19:56.087Z
---# the smart doctor

Worth sharing 😂 (machine translated)\n\nA Jewish doctor tried in vain to find a job. \nin 🇺 🇸 American clinics, so he decided to open a small private practice.\nHe hung a note on the door.:\n„Treatment \nfor 20 💰dollars. \nIf it does not help-we return 100❗️“\nAn American lawyer read the inscription and thought: \n"It's not a bad way to make a hundred.“ \nSo he went in.\n- Doctor, I lost my appetite.\n- Nurse, bring the medicine from Box number 22 and instill three drops into the patient's mouth.\n- Ugh! It's kerosene!\n- Congratulations, the taste has returned. \nThat'll be $ 20.\nThe lawyer, irritated but undeterred, paid and returned a few days later.\n Doctor, I'm having blackouts. I don't remember anything.\n Nurse, get the medicine from Box 22 and give it to the patient. \n3 drops.\nBut this is kerosene! \nYou gave me that last time!\n My memory is back❗️\nThat'll be $ 20.\nThe lawyer was furious, but decided to try again, and after a week he reappeared.\nDoctor, I can't see very well. \nI can barely see.\nUnfortunately, I have no cure for this. \nHere's your $ 100.\n That's twenty, not a hundred.\n— Great❗️\nYour sight has returned. \nIt will be \n20 💰dollars


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**Keywords:** joke, doctor, note
